My written now
I, Koshi Rikudo,
had over all aspects of this piece,
Excel Saga, to the production staff...
...and I hereby swear that
I will not give complaints, arguments...
...cut-downs, or sue against this work no matter what it ends up to be.
(Excel Saga)
That isn't love!
Love isn't that
I love, but I'm not loved.
It's not love at all...
But isn't love...?
I want to be loved, but I won't ask for it.
This body may be crushed.
I'll give my life away just plainly without hesitation
I'll con them and jilt them, come in from the side
I'll step on others and kick them up
Run away! Run away! Run away!
Even if I slip on a banana peel
That's all for that one man
If I must say it's probably
Loyally in the name of love
Graduation
Excel,did you find a job already?
Across!
Ac-ro-ss!
Across!
It is a accident
And ...
many many blood
Ok, can you hold that side? Ready...
Hey you! Hold on!
Even a little bit!
Shouldn't she have a pulse or something...?
Hang on!
you're too young to die!
One day you'll fall in love with someone...
Oh my, you've already done all that?
Hail Ilpa... Hey! Hang on!
Hey! Don't sleep yet!
Stay away from the light!
Hey!
Hey!!
Excel... wake up.
Excel,
you can't die right from the start...
...you must value life for the story to go on.
Who are...?
What now? She looks dead.I am the Great Will ofthe Grand Universe!
Now with this great power,
rise again and tell everyone the story
from the beginning.
you're late.
See ya around, I'z-chan.
Just pretend I don't exist.
Hail Ilparatzo!
This world is becoming rotten!
Yay! This... Master Ilparatzo! Banzai!
Ilu-llu-para-para-tzo!
Hey, what's the rope for?
Never mind that for mow, Anyway...
This world is becoming rotten!
In order to stop this...
...the world must be corrected!
But, l...! yahoo! Master Ilparatzo!
Dynamitel love
Master Ilpara...
The world must be dominated and corrected.
Man, I'm so so busy!
However! I may encounter some strong resistance.
So I will start here...
Yet I must be VERY careful and start off small...
Right now, I need not worry.
I will carry out the domination at an easy pace,
This will become my foundation.
And my first goal is...
Domination ofthe city!
That pure and grand idea
ofyours should be respected,
Master Ilparatzo!
For you Master Ilparatzo l,
Excel, would do anything!
I would give my life for you, no matter
if it sin fire or even water!
Ifyou tell me to strip,
I'll strip.
As a follower lfAcross...
...and as a girl who simply idolizes you...
Ah! Gimme some loving Master Ilpara...!
You mustn't really on her too much Understood!
Excel, do you know what this is?
Is it manga?
Yes.
It's the #1 selling item in the history ofthis country.
However it's content is absolutely vile and downright low!
My God!
In a world that Across will rule,
there is no need for such filthy garbage
The creators ifthese despicable things must be disciplined without delay.
In other words, I want to you exterminate the manga author.
Hooray! Exterminate!
Roger, I understand!
If it is your command,
oh great Ilparatzo,
no matter if it s a manga author...
...or an animator, I will surely and ultimately crush them!
Then, this man is your first target.
(KOSHI RIKUDO)
I'm counting on you.
yes sir!
Externina-te! Extermina-te.
It's all for Master Ilparetzo...
I don't really know why but, let's genoci-de!
I'll slice you in half!
How can you have a safe haven with your low level manga writer social status?
That's absolutely unforgivable!!!
(CONTROVERSIAL QUOTE)
(Excel Saga)
It's show time!
Whew... This guy's a girl maniac.
Target lock.
Rikudo, Rikudo, the manga kid...
...always skipping out on the job.
One more time!
Excel,
Don't do it ,
it's not right!
Even if it is Master Ilparatzo's orders,
killing people just isn't right!
This manga person has a family and...
Ha ha! What the hell are you waiting for?
In Master Ilparatzo's world,
manga writers will be disciplined!
Now hurry up and...
Don't listen to her!
A person's life is more valuable than the world!
It's a direct order from Master Ilparatzo and he's more valuable than the world!
Oh NO! My mind is all screwed up...!
Why can't I make a decision?!
Stop arguing you two!
The bullet ofjustice will always demolish evil!
Remember that!
That's some dirtyjustice...
It's alright E-chan.
Now you must follow the right path!
The right path!
Well, see you...
Ah... Oh no... this is ...
Well um...you see it's like this and that... you know...
Hey! What the hell are you doing?
A burglar!
Don't worry... I won't steal anything...
Please leave! Please leave!!
Please be assured,
I've only come to exterminate you.
Yes... It's all for Master Ilparatzo...
I must... I must...
Due to vulgar content. please take
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!!
It's just like being bitten by a stray dog.
God you're so damn stubborn!
I...l did it Master Ilparatzo!
We did it together Master Ilparatzo!
Today's mission was accomplished... with love!
What's that?
I wonder what kind of manga he was writing.
This... this is ...!?!?
Excel, Excel!
...you cannot kill our creator.
I'm sorry! I auess it's wrong after all?
Now, with this great power, return this story into a normal plot.
Here we go! Here we go!
Eh? Me?
Okay! Let's go!
You taxi! STOP!!
Go! Go! And now stop!
Oh yeah baby!
I wonder if my body can keep up for another 8 hours...
Hey, young lady...
Yes sir! What's up?
The 2-ton truck's coming in.
(Excel Saga)
Hey lady, are you ok?
Yes sir! This time...
I'm surprised you're alive.
Well of course!
What would happen to
the story that we've developed
if I died so soon?
So let's work! Let's work!
You're all psyched up, eh? I'm impressed!
Once this building is finished. It will soon belong to Master Ilparazo.
And you pathetic beings are shedding sweat on blood building it for him.
So naturally, I'm psyched up about working.
Well, back to work.
Now everyone!
Until that day,
Iet's work hard and make this a better place to drive!
Let's working, don't stop!
Now go! Now Stop! Now go!
Master Ilparatzo. Excel's working hard for you!
Punk rocking...
Up and down
Alright! Let's move swiftly!
Up and down and all the way around!
Hey you in the foreign car, move it!
You there! Try to cut in gently!
Don't make me over there.
Hey... it's all congested.
I wonder why there's so many cars...
After the domination.
We should discipline drivers too...
...
Pedro!
M-Miss Excel.
(Gyalandoo!)
You don't look too happy Pedro.
Y... You can tell?
Something bothering you?
Just tell this beautiful Excel what's up.
Who...
Who's this?
Sandora, my son.
Well, please take a look at this image flashback...
Papa!
Sandora!
Welcome home, darling!
Sandora is so happy when you come home
Mama is really happy too!
Ifyou know what I mean.
You little rascal.
Oh, so you're homesick?
Yes, I am.
It's already been 2 years since I come to Japan.
When I think of how my adorable son
and sexy wife ore doing ,l just...
Pedro, you fool!!
M-Miss Excel...
One more, you fool!!
Isn't that going too far?
Being so pitiful won't do anything for you!
Ifyou really care for your adorable son and ifyour wife really is sexy...
...then isn't shedding your blood and sweat
to work for them the TRUE love?!
Th... The true love?
Yes!
Keep that homesickness deep inside your heart's little jewel box.
Now you must work really hard!
It's the only way to live!
Miss Excel,
my tears are overflowing.
Let's go, Pedro!
Yes, Miss Excel!
This'll hurt! Help me!
Help me!
Helmets!-They'll save your life!
Hey Padro, help me out
Gladly!
Thank you Miss Excel.
I can work again thanks to you.
I rediscovered the joy of hard labor,
My tears are overflowing again!
Pedro, you're pretty hard worker,
aren't you?
Of course! This is all a piece of cake...
Although, I've already had my share of cake.
Got that stupid distinct Japanese humor down already, eh?
Alright! I'll give you
a little bonus on today's pay.
Really?!
Gomez was crying too, you know?
Thank you Mr.Foreman!
Thank you!
Good, good!
Alright!
I'll do best my as well!
My empty stomach is getting to my knees.
No, I gotta bear it.
After get my paycheck today,
I'll be able to eat a decent meal I haven't had in4 days.
This is where I have to show my strength.
This is all for Master Ilparatzo.
When I think of our glorious future...
this hunger is insignificant.
The word will be ours for the taking!
Even the old man.
yes?
Eve the OL's
yes?
Even Pedro!
yes?
And even the pup!
The earth is ours!
Just for the two of us!
All of humanity! The rich, the poor and the beautiful!!
Huh? ls she signaling for me to go?
HAIL...!
IL...!
PARA...!
TZO...!!!
ah...
Run everyone!
SANDORA!!
What's she doing? PEDRO!!
It's hot! It's so hot!
I idiot! Pedro, you stupid idiot!
W...w...what should l...?
Why are you hesitating? Go save him!
B...B...But what if I get in trouble?
Who's gonna serve Master Ilparatzo?
Anyone can replace you!
A person's life is more valuable than the world!
Now gather up your courage and let's help him!
Good Excel,
I hereby arrest you on the grounds of killing Bad Excel.
Well, that's that Take care of it.
So what should I do?
This... Hurry and put the fire out!
This... PEDRO
This can't be helped!
(ACCIDENTAL DEATH ON DUTY)
HELP! PEDRO!!!
It's no good , He's already...!
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
Foreman, everyone,
and pedro...
I'm so very sorry!
But can't be killed here,
I still have much to do,
I still...
It's no good The hunger is still getting to my legs...
Dog...
(Dog- Animal-Food)
WAIT!!!!!
Meat! Meat!!
Meat! Stand still, meat!!!
Mr.Pedro. Mr.Pedro!
Poor Mr.Pedro.
Your adorable son and sexy wife are waiting...
Ah! It's time... gotta go!
No. NO!!!!!!!
Learn guitar easily!
No He's gotte be around here somewhere.
Why?
Why is the production of coral reefs so wrong?
There he is! After him!
Wait there you!
Forgive me, children ofthe sea!
Stop right there! Stop right there!
I'm starving.
I've gotta look for another part time job.
But first, I gotta gain strength... gotta get nourishment.
Tonight,
this moment... spend all you have to savor this glamorous moment of eating.
No matter how hard I try, I'm still broke.
But this last meal... this hot pot...!
I'll eat too!
Iwata...! Where'd you come from?!
Hey Tsumiyoshi, what the hell?!
Hot pot for them tonight, huh? How nice.
I'll have a good meal tonight also.
Stop it!!
Sandora... It's a time for dinner!
What are you doing playing soccer all by yourself?
It's course papa still hasn't come home yet.
Papa is working.
You know that can't be helped.
As long as you're with me Mame
I can wait for Papa ad long as I need to.
That's right, then let's eat and forger about Papa...
No
Many casualties have been reported from this incident...
and we believe that...
The world is as rotten as ever.
Hai! Master Ilparatzo!
Hi Excel!
you're hyper again, Unnecessarily...
yes! What is my mission today?
Hmm... Iet's see...
La-la -Ia, manga authors are the scum ofthe world,
the failures of life...
Lu-lu-lu--It doesn't matter
if one dies...
For Master Ilparatzo... For Master Ilparatzo...!
It's all for Master Ilparatzo!
Ready... Set...!
Cheaper 1
(Today's experimet...failed)
I've known - since that day
The reason-you came to me
The soft texture of my body
Is a favorite ofyours
In your hungered eyes
How does this body look?
Ifyou're going to eat me, please do it quickly
So that this flesh won't become too tough...
Yo! Excel here!
For you fans ofthe original comic who've decided not to watch anymore...
That woman is coming from... And the hint is...!
Oh anyway! ln this Girl's Anime where flowers bloom and birds fly about...
...flowers are flowers but notjust flowers,
Birds birds, but notjust regular birds.
The end ofthe millennium experiment.
Next time will be Kasei kara kita onna Literally translated
as Woman came from Mars.
Oh, I'm glad I took that English course.
I made friends with
a billion English speakers
and enemies with 3bilion more!